Category: Audios

 

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Tatiana as Tim

Yerty as Costumer

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Yerty as Tim

Tatiana as Costumer

Tim:	How can I help you sir?
Customer:	It’s about this watch.
Tim:	What seems to be the problem?
Customer:	The alarm doesn’t work and the strap leaves a green mark on my wrist when I take it off.
Tim:	Have you worn the watch in the shower perhaps sir?
Customer:	No and I only bought it two weeks ago. It’s still under guarantee but I must say, for the amount of money I paid for it, I’m very disappointed.
Tim:	I’m so sorry you’ve been inconvenienced. Would you like a refund?
Customer:	No, I’d rather have the watch replaced please.
Tim:	Right, well, I’ll just take down your purchasing details and we’ll get this watch changed for you in no time at all.

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Tatiana as Tim

Yerty as Costumer

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Yerty as Tim

Tatiana as Costumer

Tim:	Yeah and just tidy up that display now. Oh good morning madam.
Customer:	Hello. It’s nice to see you on this side of the counter for a change.
Tim:	Yes, I’ve been promoted. I’m an Assistant Manager now!
Customer:	Oh does your ambition know no bounds? Congratulations!
Tim:	Thank you. Now how can I help you today?
Customer:	It’s more about how I can help you. I’ve got the option of some World Cup tickets and, quelle suprise, football bores me silly. Would you care for them?
Tim:	I’d love them! But I could never afford them.
Customer:	Well, that’s where you’re wrong. Just keep a gal company over lunch some time soon and they’re yours for nothing…

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Tatiana as Michal

Yerty as Helen

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Yerty as Michal

Tatiana as Helen

Michal:	You did what?
Helen:	I had to Michal. I had no choice.
Michal:	Haven’t you got any morals? You know that you’re supposed to stick to your friends.
Helen:	How could I? He cheated. The professor knew. She had me over a barrel.
Michal:	How you say in English? ‘A friend in need is a friend indeed’? You didn’t turn out to be a very good friend, did you?
Helen:	Listen Michal …
Michal:	No, you listen for a change. You’re selfish and two-faced Helen. It makes me worry about what you’re saying about me behind my back. Now, leave me alone. I don’t ever want to speak to you again!
Helen:	Oh no Michal!

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Tatiana as Michal

Yerty as Helen

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Yerty as Michal

Tatiana as Helen

Michal:	Alice was only helping me!
Helen:	I’m sorry Michal, I didn’t mean to fly off the handle. What’s wrong?
Michal:	I was just telling Alice I wanted to eat better but that I didn’t know how to cook any of my favourite dishes.
Helen:	Mm, let’s think about this. I know! Chinese New Year is coming up soon. Why don’t we make a special Chinese-Polish dinner together! We’ll both do research, find typical recipes, buy all the ingredients.
Michal:	And cook a meal together! You do the main course, and I’ll make the pudding!
Helen:	Sounds like a perfect second date, don’t you think?

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Tatiana as Tim

Yerty as Costumer

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Yerty as Tim

Tatiana as Costumer

Tim:	Can I help you madam?
Customer:	I’m looking for a man’s watch.
Tim:	Well we have a sumptuous selection here: sports, evening, everyday watches. Do you see anything you like?
Customer:	Oh, I rather like that one.
Tim:	Impeccable taste, madam. Now, just take it over to the cash till there and they’ll wrap it up for you.
Customer:	Thank you, goodbye.
Tim:	Goodbye…Oh, you’ve dropped something madam. Madam! Oh she’s gone. Let’s see 50, 100, 150 pounds! Well you know what they say Tim, a fool and her money..

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Tatiana as Helen

Yerty as Mum

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Yerty as Helen

Tatiana as Mum

Helen:	Hello?
Mum:	Hello? Helen? It’s mum here. How are you my dear? Studying hard? You know how much your degree means to your father and me.
Helen:	I was studying before you phoned me! Listen, I need your advice. I’m in love! But he doesn’t even notice me. He only has eyes for Alice. What can I do?
Mum:	Love? Love! There’s plenty of time for that later. Get your head out of the clouds and back into your books. Do you hear me?
Helen:	Yes, yes mum.

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Yerty as: Janet

Joaquin as: Tim

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Yerty as: Tim

Joaquin as: Janet

Janet:	Sorry?
Tim :	I said ‘I’ve always seen myself as a bit of a self-made man’.
Janet:	So a guy who’s not afraid of hard work.
Tim:	Exactly! It’s just that there hasn’t been much hard work around lately.
Janet:	Well, what if I told you you’re wrong?
Tim:	I’d love to be wrong about that.
Janet:	Well, a dear friend of mine is retiring and heading off to the sun. He’s looking for someone to take over the reins of his small business. And I thought you might just be the man for the job.
Tim:	But how could I? I mean, I’d need some money to start with. How would I do it? A business all of my own?
Janet:	Tim. What do you say?

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Yerty as: Khalid

Joaquin as: Tim

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Yerty as: Tim

Joaquin as: Khalid

Tim:	Hurry up in there.
Khalid:	I’ll be out in a minute.
Tim:	Oh, it stinks in here. Khalid, have you been smoking?
Khalid:	Yeah but just a quick puff.
Tim:	It doesn’t matter how tiny it is, you can’t smoke here.
Khalid:	Why not? It’s not as if I’m smoking in the kitchen or the sitting room where is everyone.
Tim:	Rules is rules mate. Cigarettes aren’t allowed and that’s that.
Khalid:	It’s just cos you haven’t got a job, you’re hanging around the house spying on me.
Tim:	I’m not. I’m just trying to save you the grief of the health lecture from Nurse Alice!
Khalid:	Thanks Tim. I’ll put the kettle on for us both, OK?

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Joaquin as: Alice

Yerty as: Ellie

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Joaquin as: Ellie

Yerty as: Alice

Alice:	Well it’s almost bedtime. Time for you to go upstairs.
Ellie:	I don’t want to go to bed. I want to stay down here with you.
Alice:	Well you know I’d love to have your company.
Ellie:	Then let me stay down and watch TV.
Alice:	Ellie, I don’t think that’s such a good idea. You have to get up for school in the morning.
Ellie:	School? I hate school!
Alice:	I’m sure you don’t.
Ellie:	I do. I hate school and I hate bed. You can’t make me go upstairs.
Alice:	Oh I think I can.
Ellie:	No you can’t. You’re not my mummy. You can’t make me do anything. I hate you!

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Joaquin as: Helen

Yerty as: Helen’s dad

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Joaquin as: Helen’s dad

Yerty as: Helen

Helen:	Dad, Khalid likes the room, and he wants to move in, but he wants to know if you can knock a bit off the rent.
Helen’s dad:	Helen, you know I can’t allow it. Everybody has to pay the same.
Helen:	I know dad, but we put the advert in the Gazette for 2 weeks, and he’s the only person who’s anywhere near suitable. It’s going to cost a fortune if you have to keep advertising.
Helen’s dad:	But why couldn’t you find anybody through the ad?
Helen:	I don’t know dad, I can’t make people call. All I know is, Khalid’s just right for the room, but if you want him to move in, you’ll have to let him have a discount.
Helen’s dad:	Well, I suppose I could let him have a small reduction. But what are you going to say to Alice and Tim?